Am a tad late. Actually really late. But I happened to see KCK yesterday with some friends. I thought it might be interesting to put down why a R wouldn’t call a R (and if done by K then as per the title of this post…)

1. I would never buy a Chinese phone! They get screwed up quicker than you can learn to say “Ni hao” or they have some weird-ass features like the one in KCK’s –> so no voice recorded self-reminders and no KCK calls – the case of “na rahega baas, na bajegi basuri!”
2. I wouldn’t top the college. Ok, assuming I did, I would never go to IIMs and even worse I would never ever break CA records. So no self-frustration –> no wonder his alter ego was pissed at him. Who in his right mind would want such records?
3. I would send the mails to DP and not keep them saved in drafts –> another reason to back our alter ego getting pissed @ K theory
4. Hehe this one is totally not applicable in my case – 5 AM! Even if my alter ego got to me and set this alarm/reminder for me at 5 AM, I would never get up to listen to it!! –> and hence they say, good habits saves the man
5. If you had a girlfriend like Deepika Padukone (I am ok with the alter ego’s help till I get her), you might be into live-in :D And with that, she would so obviously figure out if you are waking up in the middle of the night and talking to no one on the phone –> I am ok if this one fails, meaning if she doesn’t wake up and figure out. The very thought of having her as your girlfriend is livable with the alter ego waala panga (and to all critics of her acting skills – seriously why are you even concerned?)
6. Unlike in the movie where Mr. K subconsciously listens to the important things (like his colleague’s hush-hush wife and son in Delhi or his boss’s affair, etc.), I would be attentive! These are such critical things in making life interesting at work :D –> this doesn’t in any way imply with certainty that I resort to such things for fun at work. And in the context of this post, it actually meant that since I knew these important tid-bits consciously, my alter ego’s knowledge is no longer omg material.
   

Am sure there are more but I just picked these few for now. Honestly the movie is not bad, it’s pretty good (IMHO). Mr. K’s character and acting was pretty close to being believable (unlike a certain “his name is Khan” – who would have probably consciously kept calling himself to hear his own voice and please his narcissistic self!). And Ms. DP looked stunning! And to believe that an in-my-own-little-world K would be able to woo her as a result of a few self-calls!! Am getting that Chinese phone…